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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 10:28
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nobody Wanted These Tiny Babies Because They Were Born Different - The Dodo - For Animal People
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
For the Best Fat-Burning Exercises, Slow and Sustainable Wins the Abs Race - GQ
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dies after swallowing a bee at polo match - New York Daily News
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Simone Biles ‘incinerated her legacy’ with trans athlete posts: Riley Gaines - New York Post
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
—
No way
Elizabeth Hurley Strips Naked for 60th Birthday, Gushes Over Being in Love - TMZ
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Brutal 100-degree temperatures will hit cities from Boston to Washington - The Washington Post
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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